FRESH MEAT!

If you haven't heard the phrases "Two houses or one?", "Have you seen my body?", "Would you like a trim?", "Have y'all seen the honeymoon suite?", "Pop goes the weasel!", or "FRESH MEAT!" you haven't visited the haunted spa and resort in Possum Creek yet. So, there could only be a few possible valid reasons why one has not come out to Possum Creek yet and I'm here to list them:

Reason #1 - You have indulged yourself in too many deep fried Twinkies at the NC state fair and you are unable to roll yourself out of bed much less waddle into town...mmmm...Twinkie coma.

Reason #2 - You have gone into a deep depression following NC State's tragic loss to Duke...in football. Don't worry Pack, basketball season will be here soon enough.

Reason #3 - You have spent the last week molding your body into that of a small child, senior citizen, and pregnant lady in order to increase your chances of getting an H1N1 vaccine.

If you can't use one of the above reasons for visiting Possum Creek, don't worry - you still have plenty of time to make a reservation. The house will be open 10/23-10/25 and 10/28-10/31. Check the website for exact times. Don't forget to read the review of the haunted house on Buried.com to learn about how you can become FRESH MEAT!