Terror at Possum Creek

Oh my... I's think I done found what I's been lookin fer. I done rigged up this here lotion from some o the spare chemikals n medicinals that I done found that some fool done hauled in here. I knows it be helpin that darn skin issue that I's had since they tried to fry me last year... I can feel it workin. Mind you, it ain't the best feelin, but they say, no pain, no gain, so I must be gainin quite a bit. The darnest thing seems ta be happinin ter me. Some days, I done feel like I's grown taller. I even have ter start duckin me head through doors fer fear of knockin meself silly... Other days, I's be back ter me normal hite, and don't have no fear of hittin me head goin through a door. I's got ter figure that out...
I's also noticed that Hill Billy One has started to akt more fun like. He always does start aktin more fun like this time o year... I can't wait ter see him when he really starts ter let loose... It's killer fun. Heheheeeee. Speakin o' that, I's got ter check on that new fancy outfit I done sent off fer, With the openin of this here "Spa and Resort" so close, I don't think I's be able ter stay hidden with this durn prison jumpsuit still stuck ter me skin... If'n I's ever jet me hands on that fool who done pulled the switch on me last year... we'll, lets just say there will be another fresh grave in the cemetery.