Sunday, September 27, 2009

Ha! Maw's back!

Well, I'll be. I was thumbin' through some of the paperwork in the big chief's office and just guess what I saw. Ol' Maw Hillbilly has been hired as a greeter for the spa. See, Maw's been 'round these parts longer than I can fathom. She's a sharp one, she is. See, what she does is be all nice and kind when you first see her, but I reckon she's a little unhinged by now.

Maw's seen it all. She was right next door to the old Manor when everything went down a coupla years back. Then, wouldn't you know it, she showed up at the hospital and the penetentiary right a'fore the blood was spilled. I never actually saw her in the middle of it, but she's always been 'round. You know, I think that she might be a witch...

Of course, I didn't get a chance to ponder that too deeply cuz then that nasty Adam came a'bargin' into the office. He started yellin' about why was I there and why was I going through his things.

"Your things?", I said. "You're just the cook from the Pennitentiary. I'm got more of a cause to be in here than you do!"

Then, he says that he's in charge of the resort. I was gonna ask what dern fool made that call, but he grabbed me and shoved me out of "his" office at that point. The nerve of that one. I might have to ask ol' Maw to put a hex on him.

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